Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Mission Statement

We need to re-structure our mission statement.

How about:

Our mission is to deliver the highest quality products to only the most deserving customers who are sophisticated enough to appreciate it.

3 comments:

  1. Sounds like an escort service, doesn't it? I like it!

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  2. We escort beyond sophistication. We are so escorting we escort escorts.

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  3. I can actually picture myself doing that.

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