Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Organizational announcement

Dear co-workers,

Some random surveys indicate that we're seeing some tough times ahead with a declining increase of operating margins. To please our shareholders we need to take action; some of you will unfortunately have to leave the company. Security will escort those affected out of the building. Please try to ignore if someone makes a scene, it will only add to their disgrace.

If you receive this PM you are not affected by the lay-offs. This information is confidential, for the sake of company security and SOX compliance please refrain from discussing this information with anyone.

Have a nice day,

The Management

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